Monthly Archives: April 2010

Unknown Species Found In Local Classroom!

1 April 2010

On the morning of March 25, Meeker High School custodial staff found the source of a foul smell that had been coming from Mrs. Cheri Robinson’s classroom.

The terrifying creature measures nearly one foot in length. One of the custodians was checking the air ducts for the classroom, when they found the creature curled up above the ceiling panels. Because of its length, they had difficulties removing it from its place of discovery. Finally, after nearly an hour of work, they were able to remove the creature from the ceiling.

Teachers and janitors have not been able to identify the creature as a common species. Dr. Dorsett has temporarily named the creature, “Rattus Inermis”. There will be more research done on this creature in the following weeks.

If you have any information that we may find useful, please contact Kim Kendall at the Meeker High School Office. Since we do not know how many of them there are, until further notice we advise you to keep all of your windows and doors locked, and to block any holes that the animals may squeeze through.

Below is a photograph of the deadly creature taken on the morning of discovery.

New Species

New Species

4th of July Concert Performer Announced!

1 April 2010

It has been announced that Lady Gaga will be performing at the 2010 4th of July Concert! She will be flying into Meeker on her private jet and will perform all of her songs from The Fame and her newest album The Fame Monster. After the concert she will be signing autographs and going to dinner with two lucky winners of a contest at Fiesta Gudalajara! The contest will be who can karaoke one of her songs the best! So practice practice practice because Lady Gaga is coming to Meeker!